December 11, 2008
With apologies to Angus and friends.
If you’re havin’ trouble with your Google rank
It’s givin’ you the blues
You wanna get first page but not break the bank
Here’s what you gotta do
Grab your iPhone, I’m in the zone
Txt me any time
Just ping 1.36.24.36 hey
I lead my life online
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, [...]
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October 31, 2008
Once upon a Tweetdeck dreary, while I Twittered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious snurl of meme-passed lore,
While I groaned, nearly bailing, suddenly there came a failing,
As of something poorly scaling, scaling on some maxed out cores.
”Tis some n00b,’ I muttered, ‘scaling on a single core -
Only this, and nothing more.’
Thusly here I [...]
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