For those things that should go here.
If I ever go so nuts I’m fully Tom Cruise Crazy, I hope someone puts me out of my misery and sends me back to Xenu.¬† Fortunately, Jonathan Coulton (of Portal theme fame) has boldly gone where I hope never to go… and wrote a song about being Tom Cruise Crazy.¬† It’s a year + old, but still sadly relevant.
I wish I had some semblance of musical skill so I could even attempt stuff like this.  This guy really has a knack for the absurdly fantastic.
Found via WWdN.
The truth about the turkey vulture.¬† If reincarnation is the way things work out, I’m totally submitting a request to come back as one of these guys.
Having a stupid amount of trouble getting WordPress here to upload an image, so I’ll just do this the old fashioned way.
People treat bathrooms as such strange places. Something totally acceptable right out in the hallway is unthinkable after the people have entered the Hallowed Tiled Space of the bathroom. I’m not even talking about The Unmentionable Things that people go into bathrooms to do, just plain old average stuff gets weird in the bathroom.
For Exhibit A I submit this sign from the men’s room at my Place Of Employment. No simple “report any problems”, or “everything should be clean”, but a wording that I find rather disturbing and far from comforting. I can only imagine how much debate went into this particular sign before it was finally printed and hung.
I have often left the room far from the state of being this sign wishes me to acheive, but I have never visited the URL in question. Their… remedy… is best left to the imagination.
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