Halloween Post: Poe’s The Raven… twitter version

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Once upon a Tweetdeck dreary, while I Twittered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious snurl of meme-passed lore,
While I groaned, nearly bailing, suddenly there came a failing,
As of something poorly scaling, scaling on some maxed out cores.
”Tis some n00b,’ I muttered, ‘scaling on a single core -
Only this, and nothing more.’

Thusly here I clicked to Send, when, with what became a great portend,
In there appeared a smirking whale of whose sight I’d soon abhor.
Not the least apology made he; not any helpful info gave me;
But, with mien of poor design, loaded into my screen’s d?©cor -
Loaded into the browser of Mozilla in the focus of my screen’s d?©cor -
Loaded, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this cyan mammal floating my sad patience was eroding,
By the silly and flighty decorum of the struggling birds it bore,
‘Though the image be used and stale, thou,’ I said, ‘art sure of small detail.
Ghastly smug and bloated whale flitting from thy server’s shore -
Tell me what thy pixeled name is on the Net’s Spamtonian shore!’
Quoth the Whale, ‘Nevermore.’

And the Whale, always gloating, still is loading, still is loading,
On the browser of Mozilla just above my apps galore;
And his teeth have all the gnashing of an application’s that is crashing,
And the back-lash o’er him washing throws his funding to the floor;
And my tweets from out that leviathan that is my screen’s d?©cor
Shall be loading – nevermore!

(with profound apologies to E.A.P.)

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Villa Borghese and the Creepy Crypt

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Today we visited the Galleria Borghese. The gardens are four square acres of lush landscaping with statues and fountains dotting the pathways. The galleria houses what was once the private collection of the Borghese family including sculptures by Bernini and art by Caravaggio and Raphael. The sculptures were amazing. Jeff was most moved by The Rape of Proserpine while my favorite was Apollo and Daphne. The realism and details used by Bernini transports you to a place and time where you believe that Pluto has selected Proserpine as his bride as she struggles against his strength or Apollo pursues the fair Daphne even as she is transformed into a laurel tree to escape him. After using my imagination to complete sculptures without heads or arms or heads and arms, fully formed bodies was refreshing. It is also a reminder of all that was lost.

Galleria Borghese is just North of Barberini Square home of the Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini. Beneath this unassuming church is perhaps the most horrific thing I have seen. It is so disturbing, I cannot believe that it is real. It looks like something from Ripley’s Believe It or Not. To instill the proper mood, read the rest of this post with Vincent Price as the narrator. Beneath the Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini is the Capuchin Crypt. The Capuchin friars believed in resurrection and as such, their mummified and skeletal remains (an estimated 4,000 friars) are arranged in funereal art in the six rooms of the crypt. As I descend into the crypt, I am at the beginning of a long hallway in front of a shrine. Already, I can see the bones. The hallway closes in on me and my flesh is clammy. There is only one way to go although I look back to be ensure an escape route.¬† There is a sign warning visitors not to touch the bones. Yeah right… Because that was MY first thought. Jaw, pelvis, skull, leg, arm, vertebrae, knee and other bones that I am too freaked out to spend time identifying are stacked, nailed to the walls, hung from the ceiling, and otherwise positioned to create florets, butterflies, clocks, hourglasses, chandeliers and other shapes.¬† In the last room, is the macabre masterpiece depicting death with a scythe and his weights to judge good and evil. My friends, I am here to tell you I don’t want to be anywhere near Barberini square if resurrection day comes.

If you are looking for corresponding pictures, unfortunately the Capuchin Crypt and Galleria Borghese do not allow photography. I do regret not getting a picture of my face before and after the crypt. Jeff says that he has rarely seen me so unsettled.

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A Day of Rest

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Halfway through the trip, we had a day of rest. Nothing planned other than some much needed laundering. I don’t recall if we mentioned this, but we went the carry-on route for our luggage checking nothing. Ambitious, but completely worth it. Lucky for us, there was a laundromat very close to the hotel. We bundled up our two loads of laundry so that no unmentionables accidentally dropped to the cobblestones. The laundromat attendant was friendly and while he handed ME a love poem, i think he was quite taken with Jeff. This is a point of debate.

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-03

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  • I’m at Philadelphia Airport (USA) – http://bkite.com/01JZu #
  • SO beat. And comedian security guy was sending US and non-US citizens to wrong lines. That’s real funny after 10 hr flight. #
  • Ha! Guessing I typofied Leonardo before we left given commentary from @msherr @timgiron and others. I was low on smart asses this trip! :) #
  • Phoenix… I missed ya, you overly hot little town! #
  • I’m at Gilbert, AZ, USA – http://bkite.com/01KeD #
  • Lovin’ that jetlag. Did not miss all the US political stuff, even though it came up plenty on trip. Whole world watching. #
  • rt: @evo_terra sayeth #evfn (East Valley Friday Nights). LOCATION: Churchillls in Chandler – http://snipurl.com/41pa0 #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-02

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  • On way to Lepnardo Da Vinci airport. Coolest airport name ever. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-01

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  • OH: "Hitler gave unifying everyone a good shot, not that I’m down with his ideas or anything" (Penn St student at bar in Rome) #
  • No writing done this evening due to the dumbest person I’ve ever met at next table. Think Colosseum should be rebuilt as soccer stadium. #
  • Last big sites today – National Museum and Trevi Fountain. Then packing and a farewell pizza. #
  • WHOA! Wifey just woke up and her hair looks like a bomb went off in one of those hedges sculpted to look like an animal! #
  • Mmph… Can’t web check in for flights in Rome. It’s so quaint, but will make for added fun tomorrow. #
  • Finishing last glass of wine, then crashing. Up at 5am for long jaunt home. Amazing, amazing trip. #

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